TOP 10 EXCUSES GIVEN BY STUDENTS
TO SKIP CLASSES
SCHOOL -DIDN'T IT SOUND HORRIBLE TO ALL OF US AS KIDS?
SUNDAY NIGHTS WERE NO LESS THAN A NIGHTMARE
WHEN OUR PARENTS USED TO SAY, " GET TO BED. YOU HAVE TO
WAKE UP EARLY FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW". WE HATED IT.
THERE WERE DAYS WHEN WE DID NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL
AT ANY COST. BUT OUR PARENTS JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND.
WE FELT DEVASTATED AND LEFT OUT WHEN OUR PARENTS DID NOT
SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE PAIN WE WENT THROUGH. GETTING UP
FROM THE BED WAS LIKE THE HARSHEST OF PUNISHMENTS INVENTED
FOR MANKIND. MANY OF US WOULD AGREE THAT THE FIRST THING WE DID AFTER GETTING UP WAS TO WRECK OUR BRAINS & FIND OUT AN
EXCUSE SUITABLE ENOUGH TO STAY AWAY FROM SCHOOL. KIDS
KIDS NOWADAYS ARE WAY MORE INTELLIGENT THAT WHAT WE WERE IN
OUR CHILDHOOD.
TOP 10 EXCUSES
- FOOD POISONING
THIS IS ONE OF THE CLASSIC EXCUSES BECAUSE AFTER A NIGHT OUT, ONE DOES LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE FOOD POISONING ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE BEEN VOMITTING A LOT. FOOD POISONING CAN BE CONTRACTED FROM BADLY COOKED FOOD, WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUIET FITTING FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS EXPOSED TO THE HORRIFYING FOOD SERVED IN THE CAFETERIA OR SOME DINGY JOINTS. MOST OF THE TIME LECTURERS WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS EXCUSE ESPECIALLY IF IT IS JUST BEFORE A MAJOR EXAMINATION OR MID-SEMESTER EXAM SO CHOOSE YOUR TIMING APPROPRIATELY.
2. FAMILY OBLIGATIONS
THIS IS A CLASSIC. NO PROFESSOR CAN HOLD IT AGAINST YOU FOR YOUR FAMILY OBLIGATIONS, WHETHER IT IS A FUNERAL OR WEDDING. HOWEVER, I WOULD EXERCISE CAUTION NOT TO USE THIS EXCUSE TOO OFTEN BECAUSE IT MIGHT NOT LOOK GENUINE. GIVING PRIOR NOTICE CAN ALSO COMMUNICATE TO YOUR PROFESSORS THAT YOU ARE NOT UP TO ANY MISCHIEF.
3. OUR CLASS TEACHER WILL BE ABSENT TODAY
THIS AGAIN WORKS WONDERS. PARENTS ARE THOSE PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO, UNLIKE US, THINK THAT SCHOOL IS ONLY MEANT FOR GETTING EDUCATED. SO WHEN THE TEACHER ABSENT FROM SCHOOL, THEY FIND IT POINTLESS TO SEND THEIR WARDS TO SCHOOL. THEY FIND IT BETTER TO KEEP CHILDREN AT HOME AND UTILIZE THE DAY BY STUDYING AT HOME. AND STUDYING AT HOME IS THE LAST THING KIDS DO, RIGHT? A LITTLE LIE CAN TURN OUT INTRO AN ENTIRE DAY OF FUN. BUT BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET CAUGHT. IF YOUR MOTHER KNOWS THE TEACHER PERSONALLY, OR THE TEACHER HAPPENS TO BE A FAMILY FRIEND OF YOURS, THEN STAY AWAY FROM SUCH DANGEROUS STUNTS.
4. INJURIES
IF YOU PLAY FOR ANY SCHOOL SPORTS TEAMS, AN INJURY MAY BE YOUR PASS FROM A DAY OR TWO IN CLASS. A SPRAINED LEG AND A FEW BRUISES CAN MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE HERO WHO CAME BACK WITH SOME BATTLE WOUNDS WHILE REPRESENTING THE UNIVERSITY. I MUST WARN THAT THESE INJURIES SHOULD NOT BE FAKED BECAUSE IT COULD EASILY BACK FIRE IN YOUR FACE AND SOUR THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOU & YOUR PROFESSOR SUCH THAT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GET INJURED, FEW PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IT UNLESS IT IS CLEARLY VISIBLE
5. BEING INTENTIONALLY LATE IN THE MORNING
I HAD TRIED THIS ON VARIOUS OCCASIONS. THE LEVEL OF LETHARGY IS THE HIGHEST IN THE MORNING AFTER GETTING UP FROM A GOOD SLEEP. YOU JUST GET UP AND WORK EXTRA SLOW ON DAYS YOU WANT TO SKIP SCHOOL. YOU KNOW YOUR SCHOOL TIMINGS AND THE EXACT TIME WHEN THE SCHOOL GATE CLOSES. SO YOU TAKE AN EXTRA MINUTE IN BRUSHING YOUR TEETH, FEW EXTRA MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM, YOU EAT SLOWLY, TAKE TIME TO WEAR THE UNIFORM & YOU ARE LATE.
6. CONTAGIOUS DISEASES
ANY CONTAGIOUS DISEASE WILL HELP KEEP YOU AWAY FROM CLASS BIRD FLU, CHICKENPOX, RINGWORMS & EVEN LICE. DO YOU REMEMBER HAVING TO STAY HOME IN PRIMARY SCHOOL BECAUSE OF CHICKENPOX? HAVING ONE OF THESE DISEASES IS A SURE WAY TO STAY AWAY FROM OTHERS SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO RISK INFECTION , DEFITINELY NO LECTURER WANTS HALF HIS STUDENTS INFECTED WITH A TERRIBLE FLU OR CHICKENPOX.
7. HIDING BOOKS
HOW MANY OF US DID THIS? AND STILL DO IN FACT? AND DOESN'T THIS TRICK WORK WONDERFULLY? YOU JUST HIDE YOUR BOOKS OR COPIES NEEDED IN SCHOOL THAT DAY & START PANICKING THAT YOU CAN'T FIND THEM? MINUTES LATER YOUR PARENTS JOIN THE DRAMA & YOU JUST SIT BACK & WATCH THE SHOW. IT ULTIMATELY TURNS OUT TO BE A LEAVE FROM SCHOOL & A DAY WELL SPENT. THE ADVANTAGE WITH THIS EXCUSE IS THAT YOU CAN HIDE IN THE BOOKS IN A VERY SAFE & SECRET PLACE FOR MORE THAN ONE DAY. BUT MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HIDE IT FOR TOO LONG. ELSE YOUR PARENTS MIGHT END UP BUYING ANOTHER BOOK FOR YOU. ENJOY THESE LITTLE GUILTY PLEASURES IN LIFE WITHOUT AN OVERDOSE OF IT.
8. TRANSPORTATION
AS STATED EARLIER, LONG DISTANCE STUDENTS MAY OCCASIONALLY HAVE TRAFFIC ISSUES THAT PREVENT THEM FROM COMING TO SCHOOL. SOME STUDENTS WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS & MAKE UP EXCUSES. ON A BAD WEATHER DAY, IT COULD BE " MY PARENTS TOOK THE ONLY CAR THAT WE HAVE AT HOME ", AND ON A PERFECTLY CALM DAY, IT COULD BE " THE BUS LEFT ONE MINUTE EARLY BEFORE ITS SCHEDULE & THE NEXT BUS DID NOT COME ", "THERE WAS TRAFFIC JAM " OR " I HAD A FLAT TIRE ". ON A POSITIVE NOTE, MORE COMMUTER STUDENTS MEAN LESS NUMBERS OF " ROOMMATE'S FAULT " EXCUSES. THE AUTHOR ONLY HAD ONE STUDENT RANKING " MY ROOMMATE LOCKED ME OUT WHEN I WAS IN TOILET " AS THE TOP EXCUSE.
9. WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
YOU MUST BE THINKING HOW CAN WAKING UP ON THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HELP YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM SCHOOL? WELL IT'S EASY. IF YOU PLAN TO GIVE SCHOOL A MISS THE NEXT DAY, THEN GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT & WALK UP TO YOUR PARENTS' ROOM. WAKE THEM UP & FAKE A VERY PAINFUL VOICE. TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM SOMETHING VERY SERIOUS. PARENTS WON'T BE ABLE TO GAUGE THE NAUGHTINESS OF THEIR YOUNG, INNOCENT OFFSPRING & THEY WILL EASILY FALL INTO THE TRAP. BUT MAKE SURE YOUR FAKE SOMETHING SERIOUS. MINOR ISSUES LIKE THE STOMACHACHE OR HEADACHE TEND TO GET WELL OVERNIGHT & NEXT MORNING YOU MIGHT BE SENT TO SCHOOL. RUB YOUR EYES TILL THEY ARE BLOODSHOT. TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU ARE HAVING EYESIGHT PROBLEMS & THEY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
10. " I AM NOT FEELING VERY WELL TODAY "
THIS HAD TO BE LEADING THE LIST. THIS AGE OLD EXCUSE HAS WORKED FOR AGES, RIGHT FROM OUR GRANDPARENTS' TIME. IF BACKED BY POWERFUL ACTING SKILLS, PARENTS STILL FALL INTO THIS TRAP & WE END UP SPENDING A DAY AT HOME.